I have seen many things on cheesy ass TV commercials that I felt that I needed though. Such as:
Seriously, who doesn't want a Big City Slider Station? I freakin' love tiny burgers! And is there a White Castle or Krystal Burger near me? Hell no. If I want tiny burgers I'm gonna have to make them myself.
And since I'm such a delicate flower and have sensitive skin, Smooth Away would be absolutely perfect for me!
I don't actually think I need the Hair Coloring Brush...but I want it. Mostly because I want to find someone crazy enough to try it. The fact that this chick obviously has on a really horrible wig in the advertisement makes me laugh...and makes me terrified of the product.
That brings us to Bumpits. Big Happie Hair? Well, hell yeah...I mean I do live in Texas, I think big happyie hair is a requirement.
This past weekend I was hanging out with some friends in my hometown and we ended up going to a redneck bar. Why a redneck bar you ask? Honestly, there are no other options for bars in my hometown. We actually had a really good time...the beer was cold, and the people watching is always good for a few laughs. There was one woman with the biggest happiest hair I've ever seen, courtesy of a Bumpit I'm sure. This got me to thinking...what if I gathered a group of friends and we all wore Bumpits and went out bar hopping. I shared this brilliant idea with one of my female friends, her response was "wow, you're really drunk". And apparently I was, because I had totally forgotten about this plan until today. *thank you coworker for having really huge hair and reminding me of my plan* Well, I'm sober now, and I still think it's pretty damned hilarious.
So of course I googled "Bumpits" a little while ago, and BAM there are so many websites out there totally dedicated to "as seen on tv" items. This gave me a whole new brilliant idea. I think I should buy some of these products occasionally and test them out then write a post about them. Thoughts?
