Ok, so I told you about the cricket incident...but I totally forgot to tell the bee story. The other day (I can't remember which one, but it was definitely this week) I was outside my office smoking with a coworker, and I was stung by a bee. This was a completely unprovoked attack...again I was just minding my own business and nature turned on me. I kinda feel like that guy in that movie that kept getting attacked by harmless cutesy creatures. Failure to Launch...I think. But anyway, that's not really the point. I was just sitting there chatting with my coworker and I felt a little tickle on my neck. I thought it was the tag on my shirt...so i reached back and adjusted the tag, all is well in my world now. So I thought. A few moments later I feel another tickling sensation further down my back. I immediately jumped up and was pulling at the back of my shirt, because of course I thought a spider was attacking me. This really only succeeded in startling the bee in my shirt, and I was promptly stung. OUCHY! So now I have this huge itchy red welt on my back. I don't like it.
Instead of my normal perfume I think I'm just going to douse myself in Raid everyday.
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